Miraclesflower

stopthisgirl:

OH MY FUCKING GOD DENISE

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

idioticteen:

i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing 

Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
When I have a lot of work that I should be doing:

Every morning, kid. 

Every morning, kid. 

mlledenise:

A tiny baby otter having a little drink. I love his little hands helping to hold up the bottle!

mlledenise:

A tiny baby otter having a little drink. I love his little hands helping to hold up the bottle!